40 Marvelous Memes for Moms in Need of a Vacation From Family Life

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    When I'm trying to squeeze in 5 minutes of self-care but my kids keep showing me YouTube videos QO
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    When you get to the office at 8:30 a.m. but the kids have been screaming since 5:45.
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    When it's already lunchtime but it feels like I just gave my family breakfast DIS TEW MUCH
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    When you stayed up late watching Netflix but it's time to wake up and get the kids ready for school
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    WATCHING MY KID SELECT THE LONGEST BOOK FOR BEDTIME
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    Me: *Heading to the store* My kids: Could you buy us some slime, play doh and glitter glue? Me: UNLIKELY
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    When you've already done 978 diaper changes, fed the kids 67 times and gone through the bedtime routine 80 times TM TWINSANDMULTIPLES OH, LORD IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY. @thehiddensnacksmama
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    Kid: Mom, can I do your hair and makeup? Me: No. Kid: You'll be able to take a nap. Me *45 mins later:
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    Morning-me making loads of promises to my kid that Afternoon-me will surely regret Yeah!
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    How I take my coffee these days
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    That face you make when your kid backtalks
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    Q: What is something you fantasize about? A: Empty laundry baskets.
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    The face my kid makes when I finally raise my voice after warning him 37 times
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    When someone starts with that unsolicited parenting advice STOP
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    Me when another mom tells me how well their baby sleeps at night. d.
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    When you agreed to play dress-up when you were young and full of life, but now it's 15 minutes later and you're exhausted
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    Me: I need my kids to leave me alone so I can get stuff done Also me when I get 5 min of alone time: valamy alamy alar
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    My husband's noise level while the kids are sleeping LASER
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    Me, when the kids ask for the snacks I devoured last night
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    "We need a bigger bed if the kids are going to be sleeping in it." - Parents Everywhere Children sleeping in the bigger bed:
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    When you take the kids out to eat and have to survive the consequences of your action
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    WHEN I'M VENTING ABOUT MOTHERHOOD AND SOMEONE TELLS ME TO REMEMBER HOW BLESSED I AM TO BE A MOM THAT'S NOT THE VIBE
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    Me: There's no way. NO. Not happening! My kid: So you're telling me there's a chance?
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    When I see the To-Do list I made last night Oh, no, no, no... Not today.
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    My Kid: I'M OUT OF THE SHOWER! Me *walking into the bathroom:
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    When I'm ready for bed but remember all the dirty dishes waiting for me Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?!
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    Kid: I brushed my teeth! Me, touching the dry bristles: @AntsyButterfly LIES! ALL LIES!!
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    If parenting were a business OPEN 26 HOURS A DAY
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    Me: Hey Bud, Mommy could really use some personal space right about now. Even like, 2 minutes. My Son:
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    THREE MINUTES INTO TRYING TO PUT MY KID TO BED Yeah, I can't do this.
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    ESCAPED MINUTES MY 3YO: TO THE BATHROOM FOR 5 OF ALONE TIME... need you
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    Me to my kids: Too much candy will make you sick. Also me once they're in bed: XML JENSHEYS ICKERS
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    ME PACKING FOR A DAY AT THE BEACH WITH THE KIDS...
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    Me: "Ok will you let me tie your shoe please, we have to go!" 2: "I doed it!"
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    Kid: You can't sleep in tomorrow. I have to be at baseball at 8. Me:
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    My kid: * Has dinner, brushes teeth, jumps into bed* Also my kid: IM HUNGY
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    Me, every single time I have to leave the house with my kids Five minutes to go, come on!
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    Listening to my kids whine before I've had my morning coffee
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    My kid at 3am: Mommy can I tell you something? Me: 0. I'm guessing it's not good TRUEREAL
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    When I skip a page while reading a bedtime story to my kids Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.

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